the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876
a good post AND i learned something. thanks tumbrl
I sincerely hope Blue Ivy’s bedtime stories begin with Beyonce upon a time
Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus
How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.
like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it
durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch
I want that last line on a shirt
I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it
I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.
It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.
this badass son of a bitch eats spongebob and his family
and looks good while doing it
That is fantastic life advice.
Lemony Snicket doesn’t give a damn fuck
One of my close friends is a belly dancer
And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours
Like we could just be walking
I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET
Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!
The hips, they don’t lie…
with great power comes a great electricity bill